Fate (and the 49ers) cruelly intercepted Zane’s bid for his 4th weekly win in the final seconds of the Monday night game and returned it for a touchdown handing Mike the tiebreaker. (48 points scored, Mike had 49, Zane had 37)
Zane can take solace in the fact that he still maintains the overall percentage lead. And that he comes to the top in any reverse alphabetical sort.
See the results below.
-the Commish
Ah, the three most abhorrent words in the English language (at least to one Claire Todaro): “Zane wins again” (though “Study Island Math” is a close second).
The commish’s misinvested faith in the Redskins guaranteed Zane yet another weekly win and pushed him back into the overall percentage lead.
Said Commish, however, was more concerned that the visual documentation of his cocaine habit and concerting with heretofore thought deceased rock and pin-up icons was met with nary a single cry for intervention.
Heartbreak hotel, indeed.
-the commish
Thanks in large part to a bold Cowboys pick (and here we are talking football and not their his and hers Halloween outfits), Chris and Clarke captured the coveted week 4 title. While said Cowboys pick has resulted in the unfortunate revoking of their license to live in the DC-Baltimore metro area and general shunning by its good populace, I am sure it was worth it.
We wish C & C all the best with their new lives in the greater Dallas-Ft Worth environs.
-the commish
Results…
Now that Zane’s rather desperate “must be present to win” motion has been officially dismissed, Kris can be declared the week 3 winner. And while anyone familiar with the last four years of her dating life would have long ago announced her a big winner, Kris furthered that reputation with an impressive 12 win week, besting Pop and Zane by 4 victories each.
Zane and Kris are locked in battle atop the overall percentage standings at 51% each (which ironically was also the average score on the recent grammar pre-test in Zane’s English class). To set a good example, I will no longer use prepositions to start or end sentences. I’m giving it up. Sentence fragments too.
The commish–
If issues of child and domestic abuse were not enough, now a new accusation has emerged regarding a blatant misuse of referee power in Monday’s night pivotal game. Apparently inspired by the series of commercials where bartenders hack into sprinkler and fan systems to prolong the length of games so as to sell more wings and beer (and allow their patrons to prolong the reversion to their quietly desperate post NFL game existences), a local Buffalo Wild Wings owner apparently paid off a referee in Monday’s night game in exchange for the rare but ever coveted Honey Golden Wings of Wonder Card which grants the bearer free wings for life. This certainly explains the phantom horse collar penalty against the Colts and the overlooking of Eagles pass interference on the late interception of Andrew Luck that together ensured the Eagles victory.
Desperate attempts to link this misconduct to Week 2 (and as he’ll tell you, also Week 1) winner, Zane Pennella, have thus far proved fruitless. But this week’s runner-up (and would be winner had the Colts not got rooked), Pop, has got TMZ on the case, so stay tuned.
Here are your results:
