Monthly Archives: October 2019

After underwhelming for much of the 2018 season (sporting a winning percentage for much of it south of the Rotten Tomatoes rating of Keanu Reeves’ lesser efforts (think, sorry Sandara, Lake House) and getting off to a Matrix Revolutions bad start in 2019, Zane looks to have finally righted the ship (the proverbial one and not the one from that crap Speed sequel that Keanu thankfully bailed out of).

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With a John Wickesque impressive week 7 win, Zane inched into the lead ahead of Peter who finally decided to show up and compete.

Results…

As somewhere in the distance, Rock and Zane surely fumed (reminiscent of Keanu Reeves in this 2015 Jimmy Kimmel parody of Speed)…

…Kris rode away with the week 6 win when the ridiculousness that was the end of the Lions game left the tiebreaker points at 45.

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In week 5, Special K trounced the competition, clearly impressing a modern-day Keanu Reeves…

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Kris’s big week vaulted her into second place overall. Full results below…

Channeling a circa 1999 Keanu Reeves in the Matrix, Mike easily beat back the competition in week 4 with 12 wins against but 2 losses.

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Alas, Mike’s hopes of becoming the one were thwarted as Pete’s non-participation preserved his percentage lead for at least one more week.

Results…