Thanks to the Giants win last night in a game that offered as much entertainment value as an evening in front of the composter (or a U10 girls field hockey game), Rock snapped a multi-season scoreless streak heretofore rivaled only by his son’s collegiate performance with the fairer sex.
Across the eastern seaboard, sales of flashlights, generators, firearms, bottled water and Twinkies were brisk, suggesting that others too viewed Rock’s win as a sure sign of the impending apocalypse.
The family race remains as tight as Montgomery Burns’ ass with the clans’ overall winning percentages separated by less than half a percentage point.
And speaking of God help us, Kris has reemerged as the overall leader at 52%.
See results below.
-the Commish
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