In the wee hours of Friday morn the planet silently slipped off its axis, jettisoning us all into an alternate reality.
In this alternate universe, Zane is too focused on other worldly concerns to make football picks, Mike’s soccer team wins championships, Claire — the once student of the month — traipses around neighborhoods looking like a bozo and asking for handouts, and the Lions are the darlings of sports radio.
And in this bizarro world, Peter the not so Great defeats the opening act at a 65 and over dive bluegrass bar (the Clark/Chris combo) for weekly football picking supremacy.
Yes, in this world of whack, our man about campus even sports tweed blazers, pledges Sigma Chi and trades Tricia in for a Tri-Delt. (OK, maybe not the Greek part — even Bizarro worlds have their plausible limits).
Will the shackles of this Schrodinger hell be shook off and normalcy re-established? Or are we fated to while away our remaining days in a world where all mental strata must be reconstructed?
Stay tuned….
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-The Commish