Monthly Archives: December 2020

Mike’s winning ways proved fleeting
As he’s back to taking a beating

This time from Pop
Who easily came out on top.

Our commish may fancy himself Seuss
But he’s more like the league caboose.

And as remaining weeks (and participation) dwindle
Mike’s only path to victory is a Bottle Rocketesque swindle.

Results:
Rock, 7-4-2, 50% season winning %, 4 weekly wins
Zane, 5-6-2, 53%, 3.5 wins
Kris, 4-7-2, 49%, 3 wins
Mike, 4-7-2, 48%, 1 win
C&C, DNP, 43%, 0.5 wins
Pete, D2US, 54%, 2 wins
Sarah, D2US, 44%, 0 wins

Not winning a week even once
Had Mike feeling a bit like a dunce

Left him looking like an apprentice
To his son, the reigning league menace

But after months three and weeks two
Mike at long last came through

And thus the pack does tighten
Encouraging us all to keep on fightin’

The obfuscated moral of our tale
With which we do you regale?

Even an unassuming Zero
Can aspire to be a hero.

Results:
Mike, 11-4, 49% season winning %, 1 weekly win
Zane, 8-7, 54%, 3.5 wins
Rock, 8-7, 49%, 3 wins
Kris, 6-9, 50%, 3 wins
C&C, 5-10, 43%, 0.5 wins
Pete, YSIC, 54%, 2 wins
Sarah, YYSSW, 44%, 0 wins

When all was said and through
Zane managed to lose but two

With being second, Kris must now come to terms
As is the case with her 80’s perms

For the overall lead Zane did steal away
With his epic week 13 play.

Results:
Zane, 13-2, 54% season winning %, 3.5 weekly wins
Mike, 10-5, 47%, 0 wins
Rock, 10-5, 49%, 3 wins
C&C, 8-7, 44% , 0.5 wins
Kris, 7-8, 51%, 3 wins
Pete, BOO, 54%, 2 wins
Sarah, BOO2, 44%, 0 wins

It’s hard to be football picking mavens.
When you spend all your time listening to the Ravyns

But season-long snickers of “sub-par”
Did this pair’s psyches threaten to scar.

Thankfully in week 13, C&C
Eked out a tie with Mister Z.

A single winner we hoped to anoint
But someone picked nary a tiebreaker point.

Blame it on a persnickety pigskin site
If with the Commish you seek to pick a fight.

In last Chris and Clarke may still sit,
But not for long if Mike continues to go to shit.

Results:
C&C, 8-6, 43% season winning %, 0.5 weekly wins
Zane, 8-6, 50%, 2.5 wins
Kris, 4-10, 51%, 3 weekly wins
Mike, 7-7, 45%, 0 wins
Rock, 5-9, 47%, 3 wins
Pete, WTF, 54%, 2 wins
Sarah, MIA, 44%, 0 wins