Winning a week when you’re 5 and 8
really ain’t that great
Though even with a performance this sub-par
Kris is sure to take her celebrating way too far
Still it’s a bit of meanness
To deride her football picking genius
And call it trash,
as befell Eli Cash.
Results:
Kris, 5-8, 53% season winning %, 3 weekly wins
Mike, 5-8, 44%, 0 wins
Zane, 4-9, 50%, 2 wins
C&C, 4-9, 40%, 0 wins
Rock, 3-10, 48%, 3 wins
Pete, DNP, 54%, 2 wins
Sarah, DNP, 44%, 0 wins
A perennial Pennella Pigskin basement dweller
whose performance has inexplicably turned stellar
Yes, we report with extreme prejudice
that Pete has officially become a nemesis
Our only hope for week 11
is that his ego does not further leaven.
Results:
Pete, 9-3-1, 53.8% season winning %, 2 weekly wins
Sarah, 4-8-1, 44.0%, 0 wins
Kris, 5-7-1, 55.1%, 2 wins
Rock, 7-5-1, 50.8%, 3 wins
Zane, 5-7-1, 51.7%, 2 wins
Mike, 4-8-1, 44.9%, 0 wins
C&C, DNP, 42.0%, 0 wins
In our quest for inclusion
and stronger family fusion,
first, we pressured the contrarian,
and then moved on to the librarian
Yes, it’s true, we did woo Sarah and Peter,
(though partly ’cause we thought we’d defeat her)
But when we finally got them both to play,
Much to our f-ing dismay
They went one-two.
And thus with them, we’re officially through.
Yeah, Peter go ahead and mock it,
but we all know Wes peaked with Bottle Rocket.
Results:
Pete, 8-5, 51% season win %, 0 weekly wins
Sarah, 7-6, 54%, 0 wins
Kris, 5-8, 57%, 2 wins
Rock, 4-9, 50%, 3 wins
Zane, 3-10, 53%, 2 wins
Mike, 2-11, 46%, 0 wins
C&C, DNP, 42%, 0 wins
Playing catch up once again, these are the previous week results.
In week 8, Mike foundered
While Rock straight-up floundered.
C&C continued to stumble.
And Zane took his pie humble.
Pete was close but no dinero
Leaving the win to that other Todaro.
How could this possibly be true?
Just ask Steve Zisou.
If you haven’t caught it,
we’re talking the Life Aquatic.
(For those not in the know,
think Murray meets Cousteau.)
Results:
Kris, 9-4, 59%, 2 wins
Pete, 7-6, 48%, 0 wins
Zane, 5-8, 57%, 2 wins
C&C, 5-8, 42%, 0 wins
Mike, 4-9, 51%, 0 wins
Rock, 1-12, 53%, 3 wins
Sarah, Coming Soon