Week 9 Results

In our quest for inclusion
and stronger family fusion,

first, we pressured the contrarian,
and then moved on to the librarian

Yes, it’s true, we did woo Sarah and Peter,
(though partly ’cause we thought we’d defeat her)

But when we finally got them both to play,
Much to our f-ing dismay

They went one-two.
And thus with them, we’re officially through.

Yeah, Peter go ahead and mock it,
but we all know Wes peaked with Bottle Rocket.

Results:

Pete, 8-5, 51% season win %, 0 weekly wins
Sarah, 7-6, 54%, 0 wins
Kris, 5-8, 57%, 2 wins
Rock, 4-9, 50%, 3 wins
Zane, 3-10, 53%, 2 wins
Mike, 2-11, 46%, 0 wins
C&C, DNP, 42%, 0 wins