If issues of child and domestic abuse were not enough, now a new accusation has emerged regarding a blatant misuse of referee power in Monday’s night pivotal game. Apparently inspired by the series of commercials where bartenders hack into sprinkler and fan systems to prolong the length of games so as to sell more wings and beer (and allow their patrons to prolong the reversion to their quietly desperate post NFL game existences), a local Buffalo Wild Wings owner apparently paid off a referee in Monday’s night game in exchange for the rare but ever coveted Honey Golden Wings of Wonder Card which grants the bearer free wings for life. This certainly explains the phantom horse collar penalty against the Colts and the overlooking of Eagles pass interference on the late interception of Andrew Luck that together ensured the Eagles victory.
Desperate attempts to link this misconduct to Week 2 (and as he’ll tell you, also Week 1) winner, Zane Pennella, have thus far proved fruitless. But this week’s runner-up (and would be winner had the Colts not got rooked), Pop, has got TMZ on the case, so stay tuned.
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