Now that Zane’s rather desperate “must be present to win” motion has been officially dismissed, Kris can be declared the week 3 winner. And while anyone familiar with the last four years of her dating life would have long ago announced her a big winner, Kris furthered that reputation with an impressive 12 win week, besting Pop and Zane by 4 victories each.
Zane and Kris are locked in battle atop the overall percentage standings at 51% each (which ironically was also the average score on the recent grammar pre-test in Zane’s English class). To set a good example, I will no longer use prepositions to start or end sentences. I’m giving it up. Sentence fragments too.
The commish–
