Ah, the three most abhorrent words in the English language (at least to one Claire Todaro): “Zane wins again” (though “Study Island Math” is a close second).
The commish’s misinvested faith in the Redskins guaranteed Zane yet another weekly win and pushed him back into the overall percentage lead.
Said Commish, however, was more concerned that the visual documentation of his cocaine habit and concerting with heretofore thought deceased rock and pin-up icons was met with nary a single cry for intervention.
Heartbreak hotel, indeed.
-the commish
