“Bend but don’t break” Todaro pulled it out in the tiebreaker as the high scoring affair that Port Chester Pop predicted only occurred in alternate universes.
As for the Commish, while 4 might be a sweet GPA, it is a significantly less impressive weekly win total.
Somewhere in the distance, borne by a wintry zephyr through the boundless ether, a teenager of questionable coiff sniggers: “Master, my ass.”
Woohoo!!!