While Mike turned in his customary strong Super Bowl performance that purports perpetually false next season hopes, Kris, like many women before her, successfully staved off Mike’s advances and secured the coveted playoff title. As such, Kris will receive her choice of t-shirts from this year’s result reporting.
While we’d like to say you’re all winners, the sad reality is that, at least for the Super Bowl, you’re all losers. The commish included. Not a single participant picked the Bengals to cover. Such a pick would have elevated anyone to a potential playoff win (Zane excluded, natch).
Results…
Playoff snarkiness aside, a special congrats are in order for Zane, who upon closer review of past results, has won three consecutive regular-season percentage titles, suggesting that all of this may not be a dart-throwing dalliance.
Thanks for all who participated this season or at least came really close to thinking about possibly participating (looking at you, Zechman). See you for the college b-ball playoffs!
Yippee!!! Thanks for organizing this and for
your creative & hilarious writing, Kenny P! You rock xxoo